Addicted to Whatsappeople.....
Ever had this thing happen to you when you're chatting on Whatsapp and you want to send a hug? Not possible. There's some bracket business but that just doesn't cut it. And if you want to kiss, you can't do it without winking. But if you live in a farm, you get to emoticon the residents. In different colors. And buildings...don't get me started. Every building on the planet can be described. Church with a soul and one without even. You can have a beer, two beers, wine and a cocktail but not milk unless you take it in a feeding bottle. If you cycle, you have to be a boy and if you're dancing, you have to be a girl. Bamboo shoots there are 3. Please explain.
